As the Destro's Burn...

Discussion in 'Front Page News' started by Borric, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. Borric Der Kriegsminister

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    Poor Destro. They are a shiny gold bag of epic failure on the Azazel server, and no matter how badly they fail themselves they simply can't admit how far they have fallen.
    Now lets backtrack to December when LotD, Law and Order, etc were all facing the Goon Zerg and incoming Destro transfers from other servers. Here's the posture they took when they thought they had Order on the ropes.


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    Law and Order mounted a response to this, reached out to coordinate with other Order guilds, and the result was that leaders put aside their differences to come together as a realm. Over the following weeks, LotD along with its fellow Order guilds broke the back of Destro and pushed them all the way into their Capital City.


    Then the Destro message changed quite a bit to this:


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    Some guilds had all they could take after the capital city was put in play and made some unexpected announcements.


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    Even the so called "Elite" Destro transfer from Drakwald had to put in a little PR spin.


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    Needless to say Destro has been bickering with one another since the first IC push, and Order has sieged their capital a total of 5 times within a month. Destro has the numbers on Azazel to put up a good fight, but since Order organized and began fighting as a realm Destro has been falling apart as a realm.


    In this example, you have probably the best Destro Alliance about to fall apart. This quote was posted on the Warhammer Alliance Forums from another Destro member.


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    With friends like Muggles, Destro certainly doesn't need more enemies. We don't know what will eventually happen to the Destro on our server, but on every daily whine post they make on Warhammer Alliance many Order leaders try to offer them organizational, leadership, and motivational advice in an attempt to help them recover. So far nothing seems to help their damaged egos, and they continue to wallow in their own self pity.

    All this reminds me of the last time we were told we would be buried by the zerg. That was the Goons in both AOC and Warhammer, but they ultimately failed as well. In fact we helped to repel the Goon zerg, and they have fled back to another server to hide their shame. In order to prepare for their next game, all Goon recruits have to repeat the following phrase 5 times every hour at the top of their lungs.

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    So in the end Law and Order has been a successful alliance thus far, and Mr. Muggles prediction that we all would become a "special victims unit" has utterly failed. In a recent raid we captured Mr. Muggles and his comrade Huskerdusk, and put them on trial in Aldtorf. Unfortuately for them, the King didn't grant a pardon and they cried like babies as the gallows doors opened beneath them.


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    To be continued...............
     

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