You might be Taliban if...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Palebrew, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. Palebrew Inactive Elder

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
    11. You bathe monthly whether necessary or not.
    12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.
  2. Valor Buffalo Rancher

    This is so fucking true.
  3. Drakkul Banned

    Why Americans dont imigrate to the middle east.
    Their culture on the left yea right burkas for you!
    And our culture on the right..

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  4. Welly Inactive Elder

    Damn, according to this, I might just be Taliban!
  5. Palebrew Inactive Elder

    I suspected that from the beginning!
  6. Welly Inactive Elder

    Shhhh, and get that raincoat ready, you might have hid from me in AoC, but I will annoint you once again once WAR hits!!
  7. Serenity Inactive Elder

    I would suggest a tarp and a lot of duct tape!

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